Caller asks Eloy police if the dinosaurs in the park are real | News | pinalcentral.com

"Yes, they are. They've been alive millions of years and are standing still to take a rest." Caller asks Eloy police if the dinosaurs in the park are real | News | pinalcentral.com: ELOY -- Police were called to investigate whether Eloy's Main Street Park was actually Jurassic Park last week.

Watch: Bear walks outside of hotel with food bag - UPI.com

What was he trying to do? Get toast for his honey? Watch: Bear walks outside of hotel with food bag - UPI.com: A guest at a Tennessee hotel shared video of the black bear she found carrying a take-out bag of food right outside of her room.

Lottery Changes 'Luck Yeah!' Campaign Over Profanity Concern - The New York Times

And raising the middle finger didn't mean you're the #1 winner. Lottery Changes 'Luck Yeah!' Campaign Over Profanity Concern - The New York Times: The New Hampshire Lottery Commission has replaced its

Lawmaker Wants ‘General Hooker’ Sign Removed State House « CBS Boston

They responded, "Of course we're for sale. But you need to be so obvious?" Lawmaker Wants ‘General Hooker’ Sign Removed State House « CBS Boston: A Massachusetts lawmaker wants the “General Hooker Entrance” sign removed from the State House because she calls it a double entendre.

Lawmaker Wants ‘General Hooker’ Sign Removed State House « CBS Boston

Apparently the legislators mistook it for their personal entrance. Lawmaker Wants ‘General Hooker’ Sign Removed State House « CBS Boston: A Massachusetts lawmaker wants the “General Hooker Entrance” sign removed from the State House because she calls it a double entendre.

YouTube gun ban drives bloggers to PornHub - BBC News

Where "Don't shoot" has an entirely different meaning. YouTube gun ban drives bloggers to PornHub - BBC News: The video-sharing site has banned videos that show people how to manufacture or modify guns.

WATCH: He told cops 'I'm a f--king judge' after failed sobriety test. And he beat DWI rap. | NJ.com

Maybe he confused it with a hung jury?WATCH: He told cops 'I'm a f--king judge' after failed sobriety test. And he beat DWI rap. | NJ.com: A municipal court judge faces an ethics inquiry after berating state troopers during drunken driving investigation.

Not high on inspiration: Ontario Cannabis Store logo derided as boring - Toronto - CBC News

Then again, have to admire their bluntness. Not high on inspiration: Ontario Cannabis Store logo derided as boring - Toronto - CBC News: The Ontario government announced the name and branding for its cannabis agency Friday, and those looking for the wacky, colourful branding that has been a staple of the underground marijuana industry might be disappointed.

Stormy Daniels' Lawyer's Coffee Chain Just Ran Out of Coffee | Time

You look at Stormy and shudder to think why they have not yet run out of milk. Stormy Daniels' Lawyer's Coffee Chain Just Ran Out of Coffee | Time: Michael Avenatti, lawyer for Stormy Daniels, has a stake in Tully's Coffee. And apparently they're currently out of coffee beans.

khou.com | East Texas police searching for 'Stinky Butt'

You'd think police are on the scent. khou.com | East Texas police searching for 'Stinky Butt'

Utah GOP governor: Naming a highway after Trump is 'a little premature' | TheHill

Especially since he's given us a bumpy ride the last two years. Utah GOP governor: Naming a highway after Trump is 'a little premature' | TheHill: Utah Gov. Gary Herbert (R) said Tuesday that a GOP-sponsored proposal to name a state highway after President Trump would be “premature.”

KFC replaces Col. Sanders with his wife for International Women's Day

And anyone complimenting her breasts and legs gets sent to the principal. KFC replaces Col. Sanders with his wife for International Women's Day: In celebration of International Women’s Day, KFC Malaysia has replaced the iconic Colonel as the face of the company with his wife, Claudia Sanders.

North Korea to launch new TV soap operas - BBC News

Titles include "Maul My Children," and "The Jung-Un the Lifeless." North Korea to launch new TV soap operas - BBC News: State-run television to revisit familiar themes of warfare and patriotism.

Chinese toddler ‘disables iPhone for 47 years’ | South China Morning Post

One silver lining: it's good for kids to learn to play with bricks. Chinese toddler ‘disables iPhone for 47 years’ | South China Morning Post: Boy playing with a phone repeatedly entered wrong passcode, ratcheting up the time the handset was disabled, according to a Chinese news website report

She had a colonoscopy without anesthesia - but it was on her bill anyway - Philly

This would really make you lose your s--t. She had a colonoscopy without anesthesia - but it was on her bill anyway - Philly: Judy Politzer had a colonoscopy without anesthesia - then got a bill that included anesthesia.
- Sarah Gantz, Philadelphia Inquirer and Daily News

About 60,000 pounds of Busch Beer spills onto I-10 in Florida

Drivers have successfully avoided the area, nearly as well as they have the beer. About 60,000 pounds of Busch Beer spills onto I-10 in Florida: A South Carolina man made a mess on a Florida interstate Wednesday morning after the tractor-trailer he was driving overturned, spilling about 60,000 pounds of Busch Beer onto the highway.

UPDATE: Suspicious bags found at federal courthouse in Florence contained hot dogs | WHNT.com

Thankfully cops had Armour for events sausage this. UPDATE: Suspicious bags found at federal courthouse in Florence contained hot dogs | WHNT.com: FLORENCE, Ala. - The Florence Police Department has cleared two suspicious bags found Wednesday morning at the federal courthouse downtown.  It turns out they contained hot dogs.

The price of toilet paper triggers a panic in Taiwan - The tissue issue

They'll definitely lose their s--t over having Taipei more. The price of toilet paper triggers a panic in Taiwan - The tissue issue: IN ANXIOUS times, political leaders try to assuage fears. So it was this week when William Lai, Taiwan’s prime minister, appealed for calm after a run on that most essential of goods, toilet paper. Reports of looming price increases had started the panic.

Man has 7-INCH plastic sex toy removed through his penis after instrument got stuck in his bladder - Mirror Online

The doctor treating him was named Bang-Bing. If he'd done THAT he wouldn't have had this problem. Man has 7-INCH plastic sex toy removed through his penis after instrument got stuck in his bladder - Mirror Online: The unnamed patient, reportedly in his 30s, refused to see a doctor for more than two days after getting the toy lodged
while engaging in 'urethral play'         

The doctor treating him was named Bang-bing. If this guy had done THAT he wouldn't have this trouble. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-7-inch-plastic-sex-12131965