Monday, February 26, 2018

Monday, February 19, 2018

Longtime radio host John DeBella sued for sexual harassment : Community : WHYY

U2, John? Who do ya think you are, Rolling your Stones against some girl and grabbing her Hooters? You got some Kinks. Longtime radio host John DeBella sued for sexual harassment : Community : WHYY

Bizarre moment female air passenger is caught on camera using an overhead air vent to dry her knickers

Why'd they need it? Had she joined the mile dry club? Bizarre moment female air passenger is caught on camera using an overhead air vent to dry her knickers: The woman shocked fellow travellers on the flight with Ural Airlines from the Turkish resort city of Antalya to the Russian capital Moscow

‘It worked’: Indian farmer posts porn star’s photo to ‘ward off evil eye’ — RT World News

Makes guys' stalks grow, but what will it do for corn? ‘It worked’: Indian farmer posts porn star’s photo to ‘ward off evil eye’ — RT World News: An Indian farmer erected a large poster of actress Sunny Leone to keep his crops safe from the “evil eye” of fellow villagers. The unusual version of a scarecrow did the trick, he claims.

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Pune Woman Becomes Grandmother With Dead Son's Preserved Semen - News18

Well, she always called the kid her little squirt. Pune Woman Becomes Grandmother With Dead Son's Preserved Semen - News18: Doctors at Pune's Sahyadri Hospital performed the in-vitro fertilisation (IVF) procedure and fused Prathamesh Patil's semen, extracted and preserved long before his death in Germany, with the eggs of a donor to form embryos.

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

David Romig: Florida suspect texted detective, not wife, about girlfriend's death - wptv.com

This bad text will earn him a lifetime cell plan. Limited coverage though - 6 x 6. David Romig: Florida suspect texted detective, not wife, about girlfriend's death - wptv.com: A Florida man who thought he was texting his wife but instead nervously messaged a detective "I think they are going to arrest me" was charged with murder in the death of his live-in...

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Duterte suggests troops should shoot female rebels in vagina

This idiot doesn't realize women are strongest when men aim there. Duterte suggests troops should shoot female rebels in vagina: Duterte "has distinguished himself as a frothing-in-the-mouth fascist," said Cristina Palabay, head of the Philippine rights group Karapatan.

‘womb witch' advises women to drink their own blood | Daily Mail Online

This HAS to B negative for ladies. ‘womb witch' advises women to drink their own blood | Daily Mail Online: Australian-born, Bali-based healer Nadine Lee, 30, says drinking their menstrual blood can offer women a way to 'clear their vision' and 'awaken their spiritual centres'.

Friday, February 09, 2018

Valentine condom campaign urges lovers to think of animals

Specifically white snakes,  dogs in heat, multiplying like rabbits... Valentine condom campaign urges lovers to think of animals: The latest news and headlines from Yahoo! News. Get breaking news stories and in-depth coverage with videos and photos.

Thursday, February 08, 2018

Starbucks sued after 2-year-old customer allegedly drank barista's blood | Fox News

And you thought it was nasty when the Christmas cups were red. Starbucks sued after 2-year-old customer allegedly drank barista's blood | Fox News: Starbucks, which made waves last Halloween with its drippy red Zombie Frappuccino, is facing a lawsuit from a California family that claims it served them a barista’s actual blood.

Tuesday, February 06, 2018

Watch: Donkey uninjured by fall through roof of house - UPI.com

Wait, it's safe to land on your ass - not vice versa. Watch: Donkey uninjured by fall through roof of house - UPI.com: An unusual incident at a home in Brazil was caught on camera when a wandering donkey fell through the roof of the residence.

The world's biggest bra has gone up for sale on eBay | Metro News

This ought to sell in a snap, but we'll keep you a breast. The world's biggest bra has gone up for sale on eBay | Metro News: Is it your dream to own the biggest bra in the world? If so, and if you have a few hundred pounds lying around, you're in luck - because the...

Monday, February 05, 2018

State police apologizes for tying prison rape to drunken driving in Super Bowl Tweet | Lexington Herald Leader

Might have been better had they just mentioned a penalty for illegal use of hands. State police apologizes for tying prison rape to drunken driving in Super Bowl Tweet | Lexington Herald Leader: Kentucky State Police apologized Sunday night for a tweet made on the agency’s official account that alluded to rape in prison as reason to avoid drinking and diving. The tweet was deleted about two hours after it was posted.

Eagles fan literally eats horse poop after Super Bowl win | PhillyVoice

Likely making up for Cris Collinsworth being full of it. Or being a Nick Foals souvenir. Eagles fan literally eats horse poop after Super Bowl win | PhillyVoice: Hey man, I was pretty stoked after the Eagles vanquished the mighty New England Patriots on Sunday night to win the Super Bowl, and I did my fair share of celebrating along with everyone else on Broad Street.

Friday, February 02, 2018

China commends Theresa May for 'sidestepping' human rights | World news | The Guardian

With friends like these...China commends Theresa May for 'sidestepping' human rights | World news | The Guardian: State-run media calls British PM pragmatic for ignoring ‘noise and nagging’ from ‘radical public opinion’ while on visit

Winter Olympics: Athletes welcomed with condoms - CNN

Pole vault and javelin teams expressed particular interest. Winter Olympics: Athletes welcomed with condoms - CNN: Organizers of the South Korea games will supply athletes with 110,000 condoms. That's 10,000 more than the number handed out at the Sochi Winter Olympics.

Thursday, February 01, 2018

Man caught masturbating in Burger King | Fox News

Yes, it did take two hands to hold his Whopper. Man caught masturbating in Burger King | Fox News: The 24-year-old was arrested for indecent exposure.

Pensioner, 80, 'pushed entire arm into cow's rectum and masturbated' | Metro News

Jerky beef? Or how to get a fresh serving of liver? Pensioner, 80, 'pushed entire arm into cow's rectum and masturbated' | Metro News: A pensioner has been banned from every farm in Britain after he allegedly pushed his fist into a cow's rectum and performed a sex act. John Curno, 80, was found...