Pocatello man leaves job as county clerk to make self-cleaning toilet. | Idaho Statesman

From a crappy government job to this. Pocatello man leaves job as county clerk to make self-cleaning toilet. | Idaho Statesman: Robert Poleki, the current Bannock County Clerk, did not run for re-election. He will instead pursue creating the Washie, a self-cleaning toilet. He brought the product in front of "Sharktank."

Defamation lawsuit: Texas car dealers farted, pinched nipples | Fort Worth Star-Telegram

So what caused this? The bad clutch or the faulty emissions? Defamation lawsuit: Texas car dealers farted, pinched nipples | Fort Worth Star-Telegram: Jeremy Pratt,

Band Jokes About Las Vegas Shootings Saying "At Least They Were Country Fans"

What did you expect from a punk band? Sympathy and good wishes? Band Jokes About Las Vegas Shootings Saying "At Least They Were Country Fans": Wow. Just wow. I like punk music and I'm not easily offended, but this is disgusting. A poor choice of words to say the least. NOFX played Las Vegas and thought those killed were less of a loss because they were country music fans. Just awful.

Sex on Mars is going to be risky, but it could create a new human subspecies – BGR

No jokes about rockets lost in black holes, please. Sex on Mars is going to be risky, but it could create a new human subspecies – BGR: The idea of a colony of humans on Mars isn't just science fiction anymore; NASA and space agencies around the world, along with independent scientists and researchers, are working hard to determine just what it would take for humanity to take root on the Red Planet.

Transavia flight makes emergency landing over stinky passenger | NL Times

Well, whatever delayed the flight PLEASE don't tell him flap his arms. Transavia flight makes emergency landing over stinky passenger | NL Times: A Transavia flight from Gran Canaria to Schiphol had to make an emergency landing in Faro, Portugal on Tuesday night due to a stinky passenger. The stench was so bad that people became unwell, passengers said, according to RTL Nieuws.

Man caught masturbating tells cops he's Captain Kirk from 'Star Trek' | Fox News

With his hands around Bones, doing it Sulu. Man caught masturbating tells cops he's Captain Kirk from 'Star Trek' | Fox News: A Florida man told officers he was Captain Kirk from “Star Trek” after he was captured masturbating on Monday.

And pulling out was the last thing any of them planned. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/23/hotel-pulls-out-after-group-seeks-to-break-world-record-for-largest-orgy.html

West Ashley family says Publix made a frosting faux pas by censoring honor | WJTC

Imagine if he graduates from Fordham University and puts THOSE initials on the cake! Oh well, at least wasn't Italian cream. West Ashley family says Publix made a frosting faux pas by censoring honor | WJTC: The signs of a graduation party are still left around the house of the Koscinski family. Jacob graduated Saturday with the highest honors from a Christian-based home-schooling program. So, his mom ordered a cake.He did not know we were getting a cake beca

Look: RSPCA officer fishes soggy squirrel out of toilet - UPI.com

Why'd it go there? Tempted by nuts dangling outside? Look: RSPCA officer fishes soggy squirrel out of toilet - UPI.com: Animal rescuers responded to a home in London where residents had called to report a squirrel that had somehow gotten stuck in their toilet.

Stormy Daniels will not perform with naked Trump statue in Oregon | OregonLive.com

Rock on, Stormy. Stormy Daniels will not perform with naked Trump statue in Oregon | OregonLive.com: The art installation, commissioned while Donald Trump was just a candidate for the Republican nomination in 2016, will no longer tour with the adult film actress this week.

Harry and Meghan Royal Wedding condoms exist - and you get so many for £10 - Mirror Online

The family jewels must be protected. Harry and Meghan Royal Wedding condoms exist - and you get so many for £10 - Mirror Online: It's one way to make sure you have a royally good time.

This terrifying bondage mask also plays music

What songs? "Chain of Fools?" "The Tied is High?" This terrifying bondage mask also plays music: Fans of music listening in the streets and S&M in the sheets, rejoice! These BDSM-inspired headphones are calling your name.
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Crazed fan once held William Shatner’s underwear hostage | Page Six

Unsure if they took the Captain's log with it. Crazed fan once held William Shatner’s underwear hostage | Page Six: A woman snuck into "Star Trek" star William Shatner's hotel room, stole his underwear and held the skivvies hostage to get him to sign memorabilia — as well as her chest.

New law: Kansas cops can't have sex during traffic stops | The Wichita Eagle

Apparently too many people were getting rear-ended. New law: Kansas cops can't have sex during traffic stops | The Wichita Eagle: Gov. Jeff Colyer signs a law banning police from having sex with people they stop for traffic violations or investigate in criminal cases.

Woman angry at utility worker, leaves her suspended in lift

Kudos to the utility worker though. She didn't back down. Woman angry at utility worker, leaves her suspended in lift: Police in Bergen County say that a woman got angry at a cable TV utility worker and left her stranded in the air.

Airline employee asked breastfeeding mom 'how many boobs' she had | Daily Mail Online

Answer: "You mean including the one I'm speaking to now?" Airline employee asked breastfeeding mom 'how many boobs' she had | Daily Mail Online: Breastfeeding mother Kelsey Myers was reduced to tears after being berated by an airline employee in LA who claimed she was carrying too many bags, while in fact, she was not.

Bonita man, upset over wife's vacuuming, charged for battery

This had to suck. Bonita man, upset over wife's vacuuming, charged for battery: Ashton Provost was charged with battery, two counts of aggravated assault on a police officer and resisting arrest.

Frank Sinatra's fingerprints go up for auction | Daily Mail Online

Considering they touched martini glasses and some of the world's most beautiful women, most guys wouldn't want to own them so much as be them. Frank Sinatra's fingerprints go up for auction  | Daily Mail Online: The sheet, which contains 10 of the legendary singers prints and is signed by the star, relates to his arrest in New Jersey in 1938.

Indiana man accused of drunkenly mowing neighbor's lawn | Charlotte Observer

Especially rough since he was also on grass at the time. Indiana man accused of drunkenly mowing neighbor's lawn | Charlotte Observer: Franklin, Ind., police arrested 46-year-old Barry Ridge for the second time this year for allegedly drunkenly riding a lawnmower around town. Police say he cut his neighbor's grass before driving down the street.

Florida woman arrested for domestic violence over Publix corn | Miami Herald

Shucks, some people don't have a kernel of sense. Florida woman arrested for domestic violence over Publix corn | Miami Herald: Pamela and Kenneth Woodman

Tampa man vandalized cars that reminded him of college bullies, deputies report

He poured acid on them. Would've been better with frat tires. Tampa man vandalized cars that reminded him of college bullies, deputies report: Times Staff WriterTAMPA — A Tampa man splashed a corrosive chemical on two luxury cars, causing more than $3,000 in damage, deputies said.When asked why he did it, he told detectives the cars reminde

Kansas man arrested for attempted sex with car

Clearly misunderstood the request to jump in back.  But did its headlamps or big trunk turn him on? Kansas man arrested for attempted sex with car