Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Man shot while urinating outside - KATC.com | Continuous News Coverage | Acadiana-Lafayette

Your guess who's aim was better. Man shot while urinating outside - KATC.com | Continuous News Coverage | Acadiana-Lafayette: The victim said he was urinating outside when a man approached him and shot him in the arm on Sunday. Lafayette Police are still investigating.

Police: Man breaks into home, eats Frosted Flakes after passing - News, Weather, Sports, Toledo, OH

Great. Just f--king grrrrrrrrrrrreat!Police: Man breaks into home, eats Frosted Flakes after passing - News, Weather, Sports, Toledo, OH: One of the women in the home found the suspect eating Frosted Flakes in their kitchen. A clerk at an adult entertainment store said he kicked the same man out for passing out drunk in the store.

Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Professor asks men to send pictures of their private parts for 'size and self-esteem' research study | Fox News

Sure, but which one are researchers trying to pump up? Professor asks men to send pictures of their private parts for 'size and self-esteem' research study | Fox News: A female professor at Missouri State University is asking men to send pictures of their private parts to her in a quest to find out if size really does matter to men.

Friday, June 22, 2018

PALM BAY: MAN DRESSED AS ELVIS TO MEET TEEN | WFTV

This Hound Dog thought she'd be his Teddy Bear. But he got All Shook Up and yelled "She's Not You!" when cops took him to start breaking the Jailhouse Rock. PALM BAY: MAN DRESSED AS ELVIS TO MEET TEEN | WFTV: A Palm Bay man is facing charges after investigators said he dressed as Elvis and tried to meet an underage girl for sex.

Lynn Lew claims drinking her dog's urine has helped cure her acne | Metro News

Lift a leg and a glass to this lady for trying. But whiz it helpful?. Lynn Lew claims drinking her dog's urine has helped cure her acne | Metro News: This woman says the key to achieving her natural glow is to chug a cup of fresh dog’s urine. Yes, you heard that right. American Lynn Lew reckons the yellow...

Stormy Daniels heading to border to try to help migrant children | TheHill

What she want to do, give the issue more exposure? She's been good at exposing. Stormy Daniels heading to border to try to help migrant children | TheHill: Stormy Daniels, the adult-film star who is suing President Trump and his former personal attorney, Michael Cohen, says she is heading to the border to offer assistance to migrants.

Thursday, June 21, 2018

Watch: Video shows priest slap baby during baptism | fox8.com

Padre you wash the sin away, not beat it the heck out. Watch: Video shows priest slap baby during baptism | fox8.com: https://youtu.be/eiH5J86yl4k A Reddit user posted video that shows a priest slapping a baby during a baptism. The video, which was also posted on YouTube, has a French title that translates to "A priest slaps an infant during his baptism.

Kansas Man Charged for Lewd Behavior with Tailpipe of Parked Car - autoevolution

Proving lack of sex leaves you not just frustrated, but exhausted. Kansas Man Charged for Lewd Behavior with Tailpipe of Parked Car - autoevolution: A 23-year-old man from Newton has been charged with lewd and lascivious behavior after he was arrested for repeatedly trying to have sex with a parked car. Yes, you read that right.

Union SC man threw toilet seat at ex-wife's home: police | The State

Imagine the king of his castle giving up the throne so easily. Union SC man threw toilet seat at ex-wife's home: police | The State: A Union, SC, man faces a charge of malicious injury to property after he threw a toilet seat at his ex-wife's home. The toilet seat bounced off the home and hit the victim's car, causing scratches to the paint, police say.

Friday, June 15, 2018

Sex Offender With No Nose Jailed for Child Pornography

Thing is, how will he breathe when fellow prisoners find out what he did and keep his mouth full? Yeah, don't care either. Sex Offender With No Nose Jailed for Child Pornography: Joshua Glen Box confessed to police that he had been downloading child pornography since he was 15 years old.

Thursday, June 14, 2018

North Carolina Teacher and Softball Coach, 26, Accused of Sexual Activity with Teen Student

Her name? Kayla Sprinkles. That poor kid if that's what she did. Thanks Christopher Buckley for sharing. North Carolina Teacher and Softball Coach, 26, Accused of Sexual Activity with Teen Student: North Carolina Teacher Accused of Sexual Activity with Teen Student

Anthony Bourdain Cremated in France Following Death from Suicide | PEOPLE.com

May he rest in peace. Yet such a great cook would appreciate the irony of getting burned to a crisp. Anthony Bourdain Cremated in France Following Death from Suicide | PEOPLE.com: As the world pays tribute to Anthony Bourdain days after his death, the culinary star was cremated in France on Wednesday, PEOPLE has learned.

Porn actor Ron Jeremy brings his standup comedy to Naples

This should be big. And he'll also be in Fort Myers, so you can come twice. Porn actor Ron Jeremy brings his standup comedy to Naples: Current local news, sports, entertainment and information for Naples, Florida, residents and tourists in the 239 area code from the Naples Daily News.

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Friday, June 08, 2018

Masturbating landlord on trial tells judge he was aroused by Castle Shannon tenant's underwear | Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

This is how you unclog your pipes? Masturbating landlord on trial tells judge he was aroused by Castle Shannon tenant's underwear | Pittsburgh Post-Gazette: Thomas Fallon testified that it was all a matter of circumstance.
After repairing a hot water tank at an apartment he owned on Sleepy Hollow Road in ...

Charlie Sheen spent $400,000 per year on sex workers in the 1990s | Metro News

That's too much for Two and A Half Men. Charlie Sheen spent $400,000 per year on sex workers in the 1990s | Metro News: Charlie Sheen spent ‘$300-$400,000 a year’ on sex workers in the 1990s, it’s been claimed. In 1994, the Hollywood star said he’d spent $53,000 a year on Heidi Fleiss’s services...

Wednesday, June 06, 2018

Burglar caught on camera pooping in driveway

All this and cops couldn't get the drop on him?Burglar caught on camera pooping in driveway: Police in New Jersey are searching for a suspected car burglar who left something behind.
But he wasn’t being generous.
The alleged crook was caught on a...

State director fired for 'touching a colleague's breast' just WEEKS after sexual harassment training | Daily Mail Online

Obviously he leaned his lessons and is now very good at it. State director fired for 'touching a colleague's breast' just WEEKS after sexual harassment training | Daily Mail Online: Iowa Finance Authority Director Dave Jamison was fired on March 24 after Gov. Kim Reynolds received a three-page letter from a former employee detailing 24 instances of misconduct.

Tuesday, June 05, 2018

Look: Champion oyster eater downs 40 dozen shellfish - UPI.com

They produce testosterone. So you think THIS was hard? Inow he's his own protective cup. Look: Champion oyster eater downs 40 dozen shellfish - UPI.com: A competitive eater slurped down 480 oysters in 8 minutes to win a New Orleans competition and set a new record for the event.

'I got hot under the collar': Bill Clinton clarifies his comments about Lewinsky apology - ABC News

Fitting, as he was hot under the belt buckle during the scandal. 'I got hot under the collar': Bill Clinton clarifies his comments about Lewinsky apology - ABC News: The former president spoke about an earlier remark he made about his 1998 apology to Monica Lewinsky.

Man gets foot-long aubergine stuck up his bum – and claims he was trying to ‘cure his constipation’

Another word for eggplant, but it won't burst with flavor browned this way. Man gets foot-long aubergine stuck up his bum – and claims he was trying to ‘cure his constipation’: The 1ft long fruit had moved so far up inside his body doctors in China said it nearly reached his heart

People Are Freaking Out Over A Church Sign That Says "Forgiveness Is Swallowing When You'd Rather Spit"

So suck it up, buttercup, and don't let it leave a bitter taste in your mouth. People Are Freaking Out Over A Church Sign That Says "Forgiveness Is Swallowing When You'd Rather Spit": It's...uh...about God.

Monday, June 04, 2018

Pensioner sprays own faeces through letterbox of former friend | Braintree and Witham Times

Shame after all the years these guys used to shoot the s--t together.Pensioner sprays own faeces through letterbox of former friend | Braintree and Witham Times: A pensioner has been handed a suspended sentence for storing up his own faeces for two months and driving 200 miles to deposit it through his…