Pakistani humanist denied UK asylum after failing to identify Plato | UK news | The Guardian

And they laughed when he told them it was the Disney dog that didn't talk. Pakistani humanist denied UK asylum after failing to identify Plato | UK news | The Guardian: Man who renounced Islam says he has received death threats from family members in Pakistan

Alien sightings are no excuse for filing your tax return late - Channel NewsAsia

After all, April 15 isn't "Independence Day." Alien sightings are no excuse for filing your tax return late - Channel NewsAsia

Woman takes her cat to the vet - then finds it selling on Facebook marketplace for £50

Nice to see veterenarians value their clients. Woman takes her cat to the vet - then finds it selling on Facebook marketplace for £50: A woman was shocked to find her cat being sold on Facebook marketplace for £50 after taking him to the vets.

Trump can’t be racist because he had a TV show: Sanders | New York Post

So did Archie Bunker, and his ran for 10 years! Trump can’t be racist because he had a TV show: Sanders | New York Post: The White House on Tuesday continued to push back against accusations that President Trump was a racist — with his spokeswoman citing his decade-long stint on...

Webster man charged in manhole cover thefts - News - telegram.com - Worcester, MA

Sewer they got the right man? Webster man charged in manhole cover thefts - News - telegram.com - Worcester, MA: WEBSTER – A 46-year-old man was arrested Friday and accused of stealing seven manhole covers from town roads earlier in the week.Darrin P. Lavallee, 34 Market St., Apt. 2,  faces charges of larceny in connection with the theft.The alleged thief was apparently thoughtful enough to put traffic cones in place of the heavy-duty covers in an attempt to minimize the danger to motorists Wednesday, police said.Because of the “brazen, daylight crime,” Lt. Tobby Wheeler said,

App creates ‘legally binding contracts’ for one night stands to prove sex is consensual | Metro News

With 30 days notice before you withdraw? That could hurt. App creates ‘legally binding contracts’ for one night stands to prove sex is consensual | Metro News: Ever thought casual sex would be a lot easier if there was a legally binding contract proving consent? Well, as it’s 2018, there’s now an app for that. Let’s say...

Climate Change Means 'Virtually No Male Turtles' Born In A Key Nesting Ground : The Two-Way : NPR

So much for coming out of their shell - or in it. Climate Change Means 'Virtually No Male Turtles' Born In A Key Nesting Ground : The Two-Way : NPR: Like many reptiles, the sex of a turtle is determined by how warm the egg is as it's being incubated. And small temperature differences can cause dramatic changes in the male-to-female ratio.

Woman's 'meaningful' t-shirt says something extremely rude down the side - Mirror Online

A growing fraternity, and hard to get in. Woman's 'meaningful' t-shirt says something extremely rude down the side - Mirror Online: The t-shirt is a less than subtle joke

WWE star rescued after being trapped in airplane bathroom | Fox News

Victim of that new wrestling move, the cargo hold. WWE star rescued after being trapped in airplane bathroom | Fox News: The wrestler said he was “getting so hot” waiting for the flight attendants to break him out of the tiny lavatory.

TPD: Man ripped urinal from wall at Miller's Ale House

When you gotta go....TPD: Man ripped urinal from wall at Miller's Ale House: A man ripped a urinal off the bathroom wall at Miller's Ale House then ran from the restaurant and into the woods completely naked, according to TPD.

Florida man caught with 'full rack of ribs' in his pants, police say | Fox News

No jokes about no meat on his bone, please. Florida man caught with 'full rack of ribs' in his pants, police say | Fox News: A Florida man with a feast stuffed in his pants was arrested trying to sneak out of a grocery store, police said.

With ingestible pill, you can track fart development in real time on your phone | Ars Technica

What will they stink of next? With ingestible pill, you can track fart development in real time on your phone | Ars Technica: First human trials reveal gut gas chambers and blustery effects of diet.

Look: Python surprises Australian woman by slithering into her bed - UPI.com

And no, not the one-eyed trouser variety. Look: Python surprises Australian woman by slithering into her bed - UPI.com: An Australian snake catcher shared a photo of the unexpected intruder a resident found in bed with them in the middle of the night -- a large python.

Haryana Female Boxers Return Cows Given As Awards By Govt, Say They Are Rude And Don't Give Milk

Hard asking for milk when you're used to getting punch. Besides, would polite cows say "Please mooove?"  Haryana Female Boxers Return Cows Given As Awards By Govt, Say They Are Rude And Don't Give Milk: Family of Neetu returned their cow as it did not give milk. Family of Jyoti returned theirs because the cow was not just reluctant in giving milk but was violent too.

Neo-Nazi Conspiracy Theory: 'Jews' Are Trying To Get America Stoned On Legal Marijuana

So THAT'S who's telling people to get heil? Neo-Nazi Conspiracy Theory: 'Jews' Are Trying To Get America Stoned On Legal Marijuana: Daily Stormer has urged readers not to do drugs, despite a documented history of usage from its proprietors.

Fans leave Wizards game concerned over strange odor - NY Daily News

And the Sixers weren't even playing. Fans leave Wizards game concerned over strange odor - NY Daily News: The Wizards loss wasn't the only thing that stunk Saturday night.

Woman searching for love goes to extreme measures get a date with 'sexy train conductor' - Mirror Online

But was she trying to make a connection, or just get off? Woman searching for love goes to extreme measures get a date with 'sexy train conductor' - Mirror Online: What do you do when you see someone special but they disappear before you get the chance to make your move?

You can now get your boyfriend’s head printed on this sex toy… and it’s just a little bit creepy

Ladies,  don't you put up with him enough now? You can now get your boyfriend’s head printed on this sex toy… and it’s just a little bit creepy: Swedish manufacturer Wobbling Willy has created a sex toy that customers can have customised with a 3D model of anyone’s face. On the website, the product is billed as being perfect for couples in long distance relationships and those who might be missing their other half

At Denton Golf Course, Feral Hogs Provide Unusual Hazard - NBC 5 Dallas-Fort Worth

In this case, might ask guys with guns, rather than clubs, to make a hole in one. At Denton Golf Course, Feral Hogs Provide Unusual Hazard - NBC 5 Dallas-Fort Worth

Irish villagers complain Viagra plant fumes have men and dogs walking around with 'hard-ons'

Which also makes it harder to tell them apart. Irish villagers complain Viagra plant fumes have men and dogs walking around with 'hard-ons'