Michigan clerk wanted fecal-eating worms for office toilets

Logical, considering the crap government's fed us for years. Michigan clerk wanted fecal-eating worms for office toilets: Ex-county clerk suggested using fecal-eating worms in holes in the floor as a way of adding more bathrooms without additional plumbing.

Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte suspended after sharing Instagram photo of IV treatment - CBSSports.com

They were legal drugs. But the prick gave himself away. Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte suspended after sharing Instagram photo of IV treatment - CBSSports.com: The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency has suspended Ryan Lochte until July 2019 for a rule violation

United Airlines Crew Made Jokes After Passenger Complained a Man Masturbated Next to Her

Damn, how friendly ARE those skies anyway? United Airlines Crew Made Jokes After Passenger Complained a Man Masturbated Next to Her: The woman and another passenger were given different seats after alerting crew, but she says the man "was allowed to finish."

Man arrested for letting blow-up doll drift into flight path | Metro News

Joining the mile-high club from outside in? Man arrested for letting blow-up doll drift into flight path | Metro News: A 19-year-old was arrested after the blow-up doll he had allegedly tied helium balloons to interrupted flight paths above Canada. The man could face charges for the incident at Vancouver...

Man says horse gave him sexual consent by winking at him | Metro News

In all honesty, this perv should have got a kick out of her. Man says horse gave him sexual consent by winking at him | Metro News: A man has been jailed for having sex with a horse he claimed had given him consent. Daniel Raymond Webb-Jackson broke into the stables and was caught on CCTV abusing the animal.

Vladimir Putin gives Donald Trump a soccer ball after World Cup | SI.com

Now you know Donald has balls dealing with Russia. And you know who gave them to him. Vladimir Putin gives Donald Trump a soccer ball after World Cup | SI.com: Putin and Trump held a joint press conference on Monday.

Kim Kardashian gets '10K fake testicles for her dog Rocky to raise his self-esteem' | Daily Mail Online

No butts about it, that's some gold nuggets. Kim Kardashian gets '10K fake testicles for her dog Rocky to raise his self-esteem'    | Daily Mail Online: She's known for her luxurious lifestyle after pathing a VERY successful career from Keeping Up With The Kardashians and her beauty collection.

Man Finds Snake Eating Wife's Lingerie

And didn't like the competition. Man Finds Snake Eating Wife's Lingerie: A man in Thailand came home to find a snake attempting to eat some of his wife's lingerie in their bedroom. He was able to free the lingerie and release the snake. Man finds snake eating his wife's lingerie in bedroom July 10 (UPI) -- A Thailand man captured video of a snake he found…

Stormy Daniels strips nearby as Trump reveals Kavanaugh as court pick

At this point, what's under Kavanaugh's robes is more interesting. Stormy Daniels strips nearby as Trump reveals Kavanaugh as court pick: As President Trump announced Brett Kavanaugh as his Supreme Court pick Monday night, adult star Stormy Daniels was performing in a nearby strip club.

Man banned from every John Lewis and Waitrose store in UK - for returning 12 TV sets - Birmingham Live

Couldn't they at least put him on a watch list or better screen him? Man banned from every John Lewis and Waitrose store in UK - for returning 12 TV sets - Birmingham Live: Paul Chambers, from Shirley, said he was shocked after receiving the ban

This Morning: Fans SHOCKED by American 24-year-old who dresses like a BABY | OK! Magazine

This is stupid enough to make a grown woman cry. This Morning: Fans SHOCKED by American 24-year-old who dresses like a BABY | OK! Magazine: This Morning's latest guest Heidi stunned with her quirky baby dressing hobby

Man shot while urinating outside - KATC.com | Continuous News Coverage | Acadiana-Lafayette

Your guess who's aim was better. Man shot while urinating outside - KATC.com | Continuous News Coverage | Acadiana-Lafayette: The victim said he was urinating outside when a man approached him and shot him in the arm on Sunday. Lafayette Police are still investigating.

Police: Man breaks into home, eats Frosted Flakes after passing - News, Weather, Sports, Toledo, OH

Great. Just f--king grrrrrrrrrrrreat!Police: Man breaks into home, eats Frosted Flakes after passing - News, Weather, Sports, Toledo, OH: One of the women in the home found the suspect eating Frosted Flakes in their kitchen. A clerk at an adult entertainment store said he kicked the same man out for passing out drunk in the store.

Professor asks men to send pictures of their private parts for 'size and self-esteem' research study | Fox News

Sure, but which one are researchers trying to pump up? Professor asks men to send pictures of their private parts for 'size and self-esteem' research study | Fox News: A female professor at Missouri State University is asking men to send pictures of their private parts to her in a quest to find out if size really does matter to men.

PALM BAY: MAN DRESSED AS ELVIS TO MEET TEEN | WFTV

This Hound Dog thought she'd be his Teddy Bear. But he got All Shook Up and yelled "She's Not You!" when cops took him to start breaking the Jailhouse Rock. PALM BAY: MAN DRESSED AS ELVIS TO MEET TEEN | WFTV: A Palm Bay man is facing charges after investigators said he dressed as Elvis and tried to meet an underage girl for sex.

Lynn Lew claims drinking her dog's urine has helped cure her acne | Metro News

Lift a leg and a glass to this lady for trying. But whiz it helpful?. Lynn Lew claims drinking her dog's urine has helped cure her acne | Metro News: This woman says the key to achieving her natural glow is to chug a cup of fresh dog’s urine. Yes, you heard that right. American Lynn Lew reckons the yellow...

Stormy Daniels heading to border to try to help migrant children | TheHill

What she want to do, give the issue more exposure? She's been good at exposing. Stormy Daniels heading to border to try to help migrant children | TheHill: Stormy Daniels, the adult-film star who is suing President Trump and his former personal attorney, Michael Cohen, says she is heading to the border to offer assistance to migrants.

Watch: Video shows priest slap baby during baptism | fox8.com

Padre you wash the sin away, not beat it the heck out. Watch: Video shows priest slap baby during baptism | fox8.com: https://youtu.be/eiH5J86yl4k A Reddit user posted video that shows a priest slapping a baby during a baptism. The video, which was also posted on YouTube, has a French title that translates to "A priest slaps an infant during his baptism.

Kansas Man Charged for Lewd Behavior with Tailpipe of Parked Car - autoevolution

Proving lack of sex leaves you not just frustrated, but exhausted. Kansas Man Charged for Lewd Behavior with Tailpipe of Parked Car - autoevolution: A 23-year-old man from Newton has been charged with lewd and lascivious behavior after he was arrested for repeatedly trying to have sex with a parked car. Yes, you read that right.

Union SC man threw toilet seat at ex-wife's home: police | The State

Imagine the king of his castle giving up the throne so easily. Union SC man threw toilet seat at ex-wife's home: police | The State: A Union, SC, man faces a charge of malicious injury to property after he threw a toilet seat at his ex-wife's home. The toilet seat bounced off the home and hit the victim's car, causing scratches to the paint, police say.

Sex Offender With No Nose Jailed for Child Pornography

Thing is, how will he breathe when fellow prisoners find out what he did and keep his mouth full? Yeah, don't care either. Sex Offender With No Nose Jailed for Child Pornography: Joshua Glen Box confessed to police that he had been downloading child pornography since he was 15 years old.

North Carolina Teacher and Softball Coach, 26, Accused of Sexual Activity with Teen Student

Her name? Kayla Sprinkles. That poor kid if that's what she did. Thanks Christopher Buckley for sharing. North Carolina Teacher and Softball Coach, 26, Accused of Sexual Activity with Teen Student: North Carolina Teacher Accused of Sexual Activity with Teen Student

Anthony Bourdain Cremated in France Following Death from Suicide | PEOPLE.com

May he rest in peace. Yet such a great cook would appreciate the irony of getting burned to a crisp. Anthony Bourdain Cremated in France Following Death from Suicide | PEOPLE.com: As the world pays tribute to Anthony Bourdain days after his death, the culinary star was cremated in France on Wednesday, PEOPLE has learned.

Porn actor Ron Jeremy brings his standup comedy to Naples

This should be big. And he'll also be in Fort Myers, so you can come twice. Porn actor Ron Jeremy brings his standup comedy to Naples: Current local news, sports, entertainment and information for Naples, Florida, residents and tourists in the 239 area code from the Naples Daily News.

Nevada Brothel Owner Running for Office Sparks Legal Prostitution Debate

Can you think of a better qualification? Or as PJ O'Rourke called it, "A Parliament of Wh--res?" Nevada Brothel Owner Running for Office Sparks Legal Prostitution Debate: Religious groups were not happy, to say the least.

Masturbating landlord on trial tells judge he was aroused by Castle Shannon tenant's underwear | Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

This is how you unclog your pipes? Masturbating landlord on trial tells judge he was aroused by Castle Shannon tenant's underwear | Pittsburgh Post-Gazette: Thomas Fallon testified that it was all a matter of circumstance.
After repairing a hot water tank at an apartment he owned on Sleepy Hollow Road in ...

Charlie Sheen spent $400,000 per year on sex workers in the 1990s | Metro News

That's too much for Two and A Half Men. Charlie Sheen spent $400,000 per year on sex workers in the 1990s | Metro News: Charlie Sheen spent ‘$300-$400,000 a year’ on sex workers in the 1990s, it’s been claimed. In 1994, the Hollywood star said he’d spent $53,000 a year on Heidi Fleiss’s services...

Burglar caught on camera pooping in driveway

All this and cops couldn't get the drop on him?Burglar caught on camera pooping in driveway: Police in New Jersey are searching for a suspected car burglar who left something behind.
But he wasn’t being generous.
The alleged crook was caught on a...

State director fired for 'touching a colleague's breast' just WEEKS after sexual harassment training | Daily Mail Online

Obviously he leaned his lessons and is now very good at it. State director fired for 'touching a colleague's breast' just WEEKS after sexual harassment training | Daily Mail Online: Iowa Finance Authority Director Dave Jamison was fired on March 24 after Gov. Kim Reynolds received a three-page letter from a former employee detailing 24 instances of misconduct.

Look: Champion oyster eater downs 40 dozen shellfish - UPI.com

They produce testosterone. So you think THIS was hard? Inow he's his own protective cup. Look: Champion oyster eater downs 40 dozen shellfish - UPI.com: A competitive eater slurped down 480 oysters in 8 minutes to win a New Orleans competition and set a new record for the event.

'I got hot under the collar': Bill Clinton clarifies his comments about Lewinsky apology - ABC News

Fitting, as he was hot under the belt buckle during the scandal. 'I got hot under the collar': Bill Clinton clarifies his comments about Lewinsky apology - ABC News: The former president spoke about an earlier remark he made about his 1998 apology to Monica Lewinsky.

Man gets foot-long aubergine stuck up his bum – and claims he was trying to ‘cure his constipation’

Another word for eggplant, but it won't burst with flavor browned this way. Man gets foot-long aubergine stuck up his bum – and claims he was trying to ‘cure his constipation’: The 1ft long fruit had moved so far up inside his body doctors in China said it nearly reached his heart

People Are Freaking Out Over A Church Sign That Says "Forgiveness Is Swallowing When You'd Rather Spit"

So suck it up, buttercup, and don't let it leave a bitter taste in your mouth. People Are Freaking Out Over A Church Sign That Says "Forgiveness Is Swallowing When You'd Rather Spit": It's...uh...about God.

Pensioner sprays own faeces through letterbox of former friend | Braintree and Witham Times

Shame after all the years these guys used to shoot the s--t together.Pensioner sprays own faeces through letterbox of former friend | Braintree and Witham Times: A pensioner has been handed a suspended sentence for storing up his own faeces for two months and driving 200 miles to deposit it through his…

Pocatello man leaves job as county clerk to make self-cleaning toilet. | Idaho Statesman

From a crappy government job to this. Pocatello man leaves job as county clerk to make self-cleaning toilet. | Idaho Statesman: Robert Poleki, the current Bannock County Clerk, did not run for re-election. He will instead pursue creating the Washie, a self-cleaning toilet. He brought the product in front of "Sharktank."

Defamation lawsuit: Texas car dealers farted, pinched nipples | Fort Worth Star-Telegram

So what caused this? The bad clutch or the faulty emissions? Defamation lawsuit: Texas car dealers farted, pinched nipples | Fort Worth Star-Telegram: Jeremy Pratt,

Band Jokes About Las Vegas Shootings Saying "At Least They Were Country Fans"

What did you expect from a punk band? Sympathy and good wishes? Band Jokes About Las Vegas Shootings Saying "At Least They Were Country Fans": Wow. Just wow. I like punk music and I'm not easily offended, but this is disgusting. A poor choice of words to say the least. NOFX played Las Vegas and thought those killed were less of a loss because they were country music fans. Just awful.

Sex on Mars is going to be risky, but it could create a new human subspecies – BGR

No jokes about rockets lost in black holes, please. Sex on Mars is going to be risky, but it could create a new human subspecies – BGR: The idea of a colony of humans on Mars isn't just science fiction anymore; NASA and space agencies around the world, along with independent scientists and researchers, are working hard to determine just what it would take for humanity to take root on the Red Planet.

Transavia flight makes emergency landing over stinky passenger | NL Times

Well, whatever delayed the flight PLEASE don't tell him flap his arms. Transavia flight makes emergency landing over stinky passenger | NL Times: A Transavia flight from Gran Canaria to Schiphol had to make an emergency landing in Faro, Portugal on Tuesday night due to a stinky passenger. The stench was so bad that people became unwell, passengers said, according to RTL Nieuws.

Man caught masturbating tells cops he's Captain Kirk from 'Star Trek' | Fox News

With his hands around Bones, doing it Sulu. Man caught masturbating tells cops he's Captain Kirk from 'Star Trek' | Fox News: A Florida man told officers he was Captain Kirk from “Star Trek” after he was captured masturbating on Monday.

And pulling out was the last thing any of them planned. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/23/hotel-pulls-out-after-group-seeks-to-break-world-record-for-largest-orgy.html

West Ashley family says Publix made a frosting faux pas by censoring honor | WJTC

Imagine if he graduates from Fordham University and puts THOSE initials on the cake! Oh well, at least wasn't Italian cream. West Ashley family says Publix made a frosting faux pas by censoring honor | WJTC: The signs of a graduation party are still left around the house of the Koscinski family. Jacob graduated Saturday with the highest honors from a Christian-based home-schooling program. So, his mom ordered a cake.He did not know we were getting a cake beca

Look: RSPCA officer fishes soggy squirrel out of toilet - UPI.com

Why'd it go there? Tempted by nuts dangling outside? Look: RSPCA officer fishes soggy squirrel out of toilet - UPI.com: Animal rescuers responded to a home in London where residents had called to report a squirrel that had somehow gotten stuck in their toilet.

Stormy Daniels will not perform with naked Trump statue in Oregon | OregonLive.com

Rock on, Stormy. Stormy Daniels will not perform with naked Trump statue in Oregon | OregonLive.com: The art installation, commissioned while Donald Trump was just a candidate for the Republican nomination in 2016, will no longer tour with the adult film actress this week.

Harry and Meghan Royal Wedding condoms exist - and you get so many for £10 - Mirror Online

The family jewels must be protected. Harry and Meghan Royal Wedding condoms exist - and you get so many for £10 - Mirror Online: It's one way to make sure you have a royally good time.

This terrifying bondage mask also plays music

What songs? "Chain of Fools?" "The Tied is High?" This terrifying bondage mask also plays music: Fans of music listening in the streets and S&M in the sheets, rejoice! These BDSM-inspired headphones are calling your name.
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Crazed fan once held William Shatner’s underwear hostage | Page Six

Unsure if they took the Captain's log with it. Crazed fan once held William Shatner’s underwear hostage | Page Six: A woman snuck into "Star Trek" star William Shatner's hotel room, stole his underwear and held the skivvies hostage to get him to sign memorabilia — as well as her chest.

New law: Kansas cops can't have sex during traffic stops | The Wichita Eagle

Apparently too many people were getting rear-ended. New law: Kansas cops can't have sex during traffic stops | The Wichita Eagle: Gov. Jeff Colyer signs a law banning police from having sex with people they stop for traffic violations or investigate in criminal cases.

Woman angry at utility worker, leaves her suspended in lift

Kudos to the utility worker though. She didn't back down. Woman angry at utility worker, leaves her suspended in lift: Police in Bergen County say that a woman got angry at a cable TV utility worker and left her stranded in the air.

Airline employee asked breastfeeding mom 'how many boobs' she had | Daily Mail Online

Answer: "You mean including the one I'm speaking to now?" Airline employee asked breastfeeding mom 'how many boobs' she had | Daily Mail Online: Breastfeeding mother Kelsey Myers was reduced to tears after being berated by an airline employee in LA who claimed she was carrying too many bags, while in fact, she was not.

Bonita man, upset over wife's vacuuming, charged for battery

This had to suck. Bonita man, upset over wife's vacuuming, charged for battery: Ashton Provost was charged with battery, two counts of aggravated assault on a police officer and resisting arrest.

Frank Sinatra's fingerprints go up for auction | Daily Mail Online

Considering they touched martini glasses and some of the world's most beautiful women, most guys wouldn't want to own them so much as be them. Frank Sinatra's fingerprints go up for auction  | Daily Mail Online: The sheet, which contains 10 of the legendary singers prints and is signed by the star, relates to his arrest in New Jersey in 1938.

Indiana man accused of drunkenly mowing neighbor's lawn | Charlotte Observer

Especially rough since he was also on grass at the time. Indiana man accused of drunkenly mowing neighbor's lawn | Charlotte Observer: Franklin, Ind., police arrested 46-year-old Barry Ridge for the second time this year for allegedly drunkenly riding a lawnmower around town. Police say he cut his neighbor's grass before driving down the street.

Florida woman arrested for domestic violence over Publix corn | Miami Herald

Shucks, some people don't have a kernel of sense. Florida woman arrested for domestic violence over Publix corn | Miami Herald: Pamela and Kenneth Woodman

Tampa man vandalized cars that reminded him of college bullies, deputies report

He poured acid on them. Would've been better with frat tires. Tampa man vandalized cars that reminded him of college bullies, deputies report: Times Staff WriterTAMPA — A Tampa man splashed a corrosive chemical on two luxury cars, causing more than $3,000 in damage, deputies said.When asked why he did it, he told detectives the cars reminde

Kansas man arrested for attempted sex with car

Clearly misunderstood the request to jump in back.  But did its headlamps or big trunk turn him on? Kansas man arrested for attempted sex with car

Streaker can't get off field at Jacksonville baseball game

Name of the team: Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp. Some jokes write themselves.Streaker can't get off field at Jacksonville baseball game: A streaker at a Jacksonville minor league baseball game couldn't climb the wall to get back off the field on Thursday night.

Japanese “Human Pet House” Made For People Who Want To Be Cats – grape

Of course, nothing new to husbands who've been in the doghouse for years. Japanese “Human Pet House” Made For People Who Want To Be Cats – grape

Judge faces punishment for having sex in his chambers

Now you know why justice wears that blindfold. Judge faces punishment for having sex in his chambers: BOSTON — Massachusetts’ highest court will meet to consider the punishment for a judge who admitted to having a relationship with a courthouse employee...

Hilarious typo on pack of sausages sends internet into hysterics after being spotted by eagle-eyed shopper

You can make it yourself at home. Just don't give me any. Hilarious typo on pack of sausages sends internet into hysterics after being spotted by eagle-eyed shopper: An Aussie meat supplier made the unfortunate error on a packet of Angus beef bangers in Adelaide

Testicle Festival canceled following deaths, attendance decline | Local | missoulian.com

A shame, when so many people were having a ball there. Testicle Festival canceled following deaths, attendance decline | Local | missoulian.com: After 35 years of drinking, nudity, debauchery and tens of thousands of Rocky Mountain oysters, the Testicle Festival is over.

Devon rapist who pretended to be ghost jailed for 26 years - BBC News

Wasn't a ghost but definitely a demon, but he'll spend a lot of time booing under sheets in jail. By the way, this grew from a Ouija board game; yet another reminder Satan is not to be f--ked with. Devon rapist who pretended to be ghost jailed for 26 years - BBC News: Liam Clarke knew his young victim was terrified of evil spirits and used that exploit her.

Homeowner finds naked intruder in her bathtub eating Cheetos - KMOV.com

Flaming Hot bath? And orange you glad she washed her hands?Homeowner finds naked intruder in her bathtub eating Cheetos - KMOV.com: Police in Louisiana say a woman came home to discover a naked stranger in her tub, eating her Cheetos while taking a bath.

'U Suck' sign sparks apology from Washington State transportation officials | Fox News

And worse, it followed a sign telling drivers to get off. 'U Suck' sign sparks apology from Washington State transportation officials | Fox News: A “training error” is to blame for an “inappropriate message” that was posted on a sign along Interest Highway 5 in Washington State on Tuesday, transportation officials said.

Exorcism by cellphone: Beating the devil in the 21st century

Imagine "dead zones" have deeper meaning here. Exorcism by cellphone: Beating the devil in the 21st century: About 200 aspiring exorcists gathered on Monday for a week-long course in casting out demons - including by cellphone if necessary - amid increased demand for the service among Roman Catholics.

German theatre offers free seats to spectators wearing swastikas | Euronews

Raise your hand heil if interested.German theatre offers free seats to spectators wearing swastikas | Euronews: German prosecutors said Wednesday that they would not investigate a theatre offering free tickets to people who accept to wear a swastika during a play named after Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf, because of artistic freedom laws.

Spiderman window washer sentenced to 105 years for child porn - KXAN

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, lock him up in the garbage can. On the Web, he's a perv. But in prison he'll lose his nerve. LOOK OUT! There goes the Spider-Man...Spiderman window washer sentenced to 105 years for child porn - KXAN:  “The sentence imposed by the Court should insure that this defendant will never have another opportunity to inflict his perverted sexual desires upon another innocent child."

St. Pete man arrested after lying about Hooters sign falling on foot - WFLA

 It's what you get for looking down at the OOs instead of up. St. Pete man arrested after lying about Hooters sign falling on foot - WFLA: A St. Petersburg man said the letter "o" from a Hooters sign blew off the wall and landed on his foot, leaving him with injuries. But video of the incident tells another story.

Only The Smelliest: Hokkaido Shoe Thief Caught On Tape Sniffing & Stealing Fragrant Footwear [Video] | Japankyo

Clearly a sick man, and police have consulted Dr. Scholl for treatment. Only The Smelliest: Hokkaido Shoe Thief Caught On Tape Sniffing & Stealing Fragrant Footwear [Video] | Japankyo: He's a somelier of stinky shoes. A man in Hokkaido with an alleged penchant for stealing odorous footwear has been arrested after police used security camera

NASA shoots human sperm into space | Science| In-depth reporting on science and technology | DW | 12.04.2018

No jokes about milky ways or black holes, please. NASA shoots human sperm into space | Science| In-depth reporting on science and technology | DW | 12.04.2018: With the new experiment, the US space agency wants to research how human sperm cells react to microgravity — and whether humans could procreate in space. Other mammals have had little success so far.

Goldman asks: 'Is curing patients a sustainable business model?'

You would think so, considering dead people buy and invest little. Goldman asks: 'Is curing patients a sustainable business model?': Goldman Sachs warns sales from the most successful disease treatments are difficult to maintain.

For Candy Fans, the Only Thing Worse Than Necco Wafers Is No Necco Wafers - WSJ

Makers of antique candies like Clark bars and Sweethearts. And Mary Janes, meaning you'll have to roll and smoke them like everyone else. For Candy Fans, the Only Thing Worse Than Necco Wafers Is No Necco Wafers - WSJ: Although Necco wafers taste like ‘drywall’ to some, fans are hoarding the 171-year-old candy as its maker threatens to shut down for good. ‘Sweethearts’ are also on the block.

Woman removes prosthetic ‘magnet’ nose live on air as she shows transformation | Metro News

That snot what I wanted to see. Woman removes prosthetic ‘magnet’ nose live on air as she shows transformation | Metro News: Jayne Hardman appeared on This Morning to show her incredible nose transformation, even pulling it off live on air.

Roofer charged after repossessing roof, police say | FOX13

Paging George Clinton and P-Funk...Roofer charged after repossessing roof, police say | FOX13: A roofing contractor was charged Tuesday after removing the shingles from a customer’s roof during a payment dispute, causing thousands of dollars of damage, police said.

Montreal mother told daughter doesn't count as 2nd passenger in carpool lane | CBC News

The daughter was nine years old. Maybe Mom would've pleased that dopey cop had she let daughter drive and claimed she was teaching. Montreal mother told daughter doesn't count as 2nd passenger in carpool lane | CBC News: A mother from Montreal's West Island plans to contest a $169 traffic ticket she was given for driving in a lane reserved for buses, taxis and carpools with her daughter.

S.Korean Envoy Told Kim Jong-un to Quit Smoking | Chosunilbo AMP

Try telling him that after the US drops the bomb on him. S.Korean Envoy Told Kim Jong-un to Quit Smoking | Chosunilbo AMP: National Security Council chief Chung Eui-yong advised North Korean leader Kim Jong-un to quit…

N.J. state trooper stops a driver for tailgating. He ends up searching the man's underwear for pot. - Philly

Imagine the poor guy telling him, "No that's NOT a pipe, and that's NOT grass surrounding it!"
N.J. state trooper stops a driver for tailgating. He ends up searching the man's underwear for pot. - Philly: Alongside a busy Burlington County highway, a New Jersey state trooper searched for marijuana inside the underpants of a young man he pulled over for tailgating.
- Jan Hefler, Philadelphia Inquirer and Daily News

Astronauts could 3D print tools from their own processed faeces | New Scientist

Beats toilet paper and you really can use both sides. Astronauts could 3D print tools from their own processed faeces | New Scientist: Astronauts on long missions won't be able to bring all their tools with them. A new way of turning faeces into 3D-printable plastic may solve that problem

China sperm bank demands loyalty to Communist Party - The Express Tribune

But in return they'll receive the unique nickname, "Cummies." China sperm bank demands loyalty to Communist Party - The Express Tribune

Maid Hajric Star Wars flask at Norwich MJB hotel night porter, court hears | Crime | Eastern Daily Press

"Awful small light saber you got there." Maid Hajric Star Wars flask at Norwich MJB hotel night porter, court hears | Crime | Eastern Daily Press: A drunk father-of-two threw a flask at an MJB hotel night porter before exposing his genitals to police, a court heard.

Lake Howell student arrested after beating child with Pop...

So what did he do, knock the stuffing into him? Lake Howell student arrested after beating child with Pop...: Seminole County deputies arrested a Lake Howell High School student after he beat a victim and purposely smashed a pop tart in their face and hair, according to the report.

Teacher ditches job to become full-time dominatrix with two live-in 'slaves' she walks on dog leads - Mirror Online

What happens when you take corporal punishment out of school. Teacher ditches job to become full-time dominatrix with two live-in 'slaves' she walks on dog leads - Mirror Online: WARNING - SEXUAL THEMES: Dahlia Rain shares her home with two slaves who cook, clean, tidy, buy groceries, and walk the dog in return for ‘rewards’ of the BDSM kind

Ohio woman made lewd comments to Easter Bunny, police say | NBC4i.com

No jokes about large carrots or going down holes, please. Ohio woman made lewd comments to Easter Bunny, police say | NBC4i.com: Police say an Ohio woman has been arrested for making lewd comments to an Easter Bunny.

Campbell Soup nabs snack maker Snyder's-Lance | National / International Business | journalnow.com

Corporate officials announced the new cracker division will fully immerse into the soup. Campbell Soup nabs snack maker Snyder's-Lance | National / International Business | journalnow.com: CHARLOTTE — The maker of Lance peanut butter sandwich crackers and Snyder's of Hanover pretzels is set to be taken over by one of the largest U.S. packaged food companies.

Chance the Rapper Blasts Heineken For 'Terribly Racist' 'Sometimes, Lighter is Better' Ad

As marketing goes, I've seen better heads on a glass of beer. Chance the Rapper Blasts Heineken For 'Terribly Racist' 'Sometimes, Lighter is Better' Ad: Chance isn't saying boycott the beer brand—just noticing out loud how often these types of subliminal advertisements air.

Snake swallows slipper: QLD vet’s lifesaving surgery | The Courier-Mail

So much for those organic python boots. Snake swallows slipper: QLD vet’s lifesaving surgery | The Courier-Mail: A SNAKE that swallowed a slipper has been saved by a Queensland vet.

Florida woman 'marries' 100-year-old tree, hoping to save it - NBC-2.com WBBH News for Fort Myers, Cape Coral & Naples, Florida

Why that tree? Was it when she first saw it, or did it get on one knee and axe? Florida woman 'marries' 100-year-old tree, hoping to save it - NBC-2.com WBBH News for Fort Myers, Cape Coral & Naples, Florida: Karen Cooper was ready to go out on a limb to save her beloved, so she got married - to a tree.

Billy Busch, Anheuser-Busch Heir, Charged With Assaulting 6th Grader at Basketball Practice | News Blog

Saddest thing is all this time he thought they were Buds. Billy Busch, Anheuser-Busch Heir, Charged With Assaulting 6th Grader at Basketball Practice | News Blog: Update: 4:30 p.m. Saturday — Statements from Billy Busch's attorney and the father of the boy he is accused of assaulting have been attached to...

Man tells woman he was poisoned; will die unless she has sex with him - NZ Herald

"See, look between my legs. I'm stiffening up already!" Man tells woman he was poisoned; will die unless she has sex with him - NZ Herald: Man said he had to sweat out toxin he had been forced to drink - and sex was the only way.

Caller asks Eloy police if the dinosaurs in the park are real | News | pinalcentral.com

"Yes, they are. They've been alive millions of years and are standing still to take a rest." Caller asks Eloy police if the dinosaurs in the park are real | News | pinalcentral.com: ELOY -- Police were called to investigate whether Eloy's Main Street Park was actually Jurassic Park last week.

Watch: Bear walks outside of hotel with food bag - UPI.com

What was he trying to do? Get toast for his honey? Watch: Bear walks outside of hotel with food bag - UPI.com: A guest at a Tennessee hotel shared video of the black bear she found carrying a take-out bag of food right outside of her room.

Lottery Changes 'Luck Yeah!' Campaign Over Profanity Concern - The New York Times

And raising the middle finger didn't mean you're the #1 winner. Lottery Changes 'Luck Yeah!' Campaign Over Profanity Concern - The New York Times: The New Hampshire Lottery Commission has replaced its

Lawmaker Wants ‘General Hooker’ Sign Removed State House « CBS Boston

They responded, "Of course we're for sale. But you need to be so obvious?" Lawmaker Wants ‘General Hooker’ Sign Removed State House « CBS Boston: A Massachusetts lawmaker wants the “General Hooker Entrance” sign removed from the State House because she calls it a double entendre.

Lawmaker Wants ‘General Hooker’ Sign Removed State House « CBS Boston

Apparently the legislators mistook it for their personal entrance. Lawmaker Wants ‘General Hooker’ Sign Removed State House « CBS Boston: A Massachusetts lawmaker wants the “General Hooker Entrance” sign removed from the State House because she calls it a double entendre.

YouTube gun ban drives bloggers to PornHub - BBC News

Where "Don't shoot" has an entirely different meaning. YouTube gun ban drives bloggers to PornHub - BBC News: The video-sharing site has banned videos that show people how to manufacture or modify guns.

WATCH: He told cops 'I'm a f--king judge' after failed sobriety test. And he beat DWI rap. | NJ.com

Maybe he confused it with a hung jury?WATCH: He told cops 'I'm a f--king judge' after failed sobriety test. And he beat DWI rap. | NJ.com: A municipal court judge faces an ethics inquiry after berating state troopers during drunken driving investigation.

Not high on inspiration: Ontario Cannabis Store logo derided as boring - Toronto - CBC News

Then again, have to admire their bluntness. Not high on inspiration: Ontario Cannabis Store logo derided as boring - Toronto - CBC News: The Ontario government announced the name and branding for its cannabis agency Friday, and those looking for the wacky, colourful branding that has been a staple of the underground marijuana industry might be disappointed.

Stormy Daniels' Lawyer's Coffee Chain Just Ran Out of Coffee | Time

You look at Stormy and shudder to think why they have not yet run out of milk. Stormy Daniels' Lawyer's Coffee Chain Just Ran Out of Coffee | Time: Michael Avenatti, lawyer for Stormy Daniels, has a stake in Tully's Coffee. And apparently they're currently out of coffee beans.

khou.com | East Texas police searching for 'Stinky Butt'

You'd think police are on the scent. khou.com | East Texas police searching for 'Stinky Butt'

Utah GOP governor: Naming a highway after Trump is 'a little premature' | TheHill

Especially since he's given us a bumpy ride the last two years. Utah GOP governor: Naming a highway after Trump is 'a little premature' | TheHill: Utah Gov. Gary Herbert (R) said Tuesday that a GOP-sponsored proposal to name a state highway after President Trump would be “premature.”

KFC replaces Col. Sanders with his wife for International Women's Day

And anyone complimenting her breasts and legs gets sent to the principal. KFC replaces Col. Sanders with his wife for International Women's Day: In celebration of International Women’s Day, KFC Malaysia has replaced the iconic Colonel as the face of the company with his wife, Claudia Sanders.

North Korea to launch new TV soap operas - BBC News

Titles include "Maul My Children," and "The Jung-Un the Lifeless." North Korea to launch new TV soap operas - BBC News: State-run television to revisit familiar themes of warfare and patriotism.

Chinese toddler ‘disables iPhone for 47 years’ | South China Morning Post

One silver lining: it's good for kids to learn to play with bricks. Chinese toddler ‘disables iPhone for 47 years’ | South China Morning Post: Boy playing with a phone repeatedly entered wrong passcode, ratcheting up the time the handset was disabled, according to a Chinese news website report

She had a colonoscopy without anesthesia - but it was on her bill anyway - Philly

This would really make you lose your s--t. She had a colonoscopy without anesthesia - but it was on her bill anyway - Philly: Judy Politzer had a colonoscopy without anesthesia - then got a bill that included anesthesia.
- Sarah Gantz, Philadelphia Inquirer and Daily News

About 60,000 pounds of Busch Beer spills onto I-10 in Florida

Drivers have successfully avoided the area, nearly as well as they have the beer. About 60,000 pounds of Busch Beer spills onto I-10 in Florida: A South Carolina man made a mess on a Florida interstate Wednesday morning after the tractor-trailer he was driving overturned, spilling about 60,000 pounds of Busch Beer onto the highway.

UPDATE: Suspicious bags found at federal courthouse in Florence contained hot dogs | WHNT.com

Thankfully cops had Armour for events sausage this. UPDATE: Suspicious bags found at federal courthouse in Florence contained hot dogs | WHNT.com: FLORENCE, Ala. - The Florence Police Department has cleared two suspicious bags found Wednesday morning at the federal courthouse downtown.  It turns out they contained hot dogs.

The price of toilet paper triggers a panic in Taiwan - The tissue issue

They'll definitely lose their s--t over having Taipei more. The price of toilet paper triggers a panic in Taiwan - The tissue issue: IN ANXIOUS times, political leaders try to assuage fears. So it was this week when William Lai, Taiwan’s prime minister, appealed for calm after a run on that most essential of goods, toilet paper. Reports of looming price increases had started the panic.

Man has 7-INCH plastic sex toy removed through his penis after instrument got stuck in his bladder - Mirror Online

The doctor treating him was named Bang-Bing. If he'd done THAT he wouldn't have had this problem. Man has 7-INCH plastic sex toy removed through his penis after instrument got stuck in his bladder - Mirror Online: The unnamed patient, reportedly in his 30s, refused to see a doctor for more than two days after getting the toy lodged
while engaging in 'urethral play'         

The doctor treating him was named Bang-bing. If this guy had done THAT he wouldn't have this trouble. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-7-inch-plastic-sex-12131965

Young men enticed to vote for Vladimir Putin in upcoming Russia election with bizarre video of lingerie-clad models - Mirror Online

Glad to see Russia bringing more transparency to its election process. Young men enticed to vote for Vladimir Putin in upcoming Russia election with bizarre video of lingerie-clad models - Mirror Online: It's not clear who the clip was commissioned by - but is believed to be part of a covert strategy to ensure voters go to the polls

Boy gets trapped in lift in China after peeing on control buttons, East Asia News & Top Stories - The Straits Times

Heard of getting p--sed off. But up?Boy gets trapped in lift in China after peeing on control buttons, East Asia News & Top Stories - The Straits Times: A young boy from Chongqing in south-west China became a victim of his own prank after he urinated on a set of lift buttons and became trapped.. Read more at straitstimes.com.

Longtime radio host John DeBella sued for sexual harassment : Community : WHYY

U2, John? Who do ya think you are, Rolling your Stones against some girl and grabbing her Hooters? You got some Kinks. Longtime radio host John DeBella sued for sexual harassment : Community : WHYY

Bizarre moment female air passenger is caught on camera using an overhead air vent to dry her knickers

Why'd they need it? Had she joined the mile dry club? Bizarre moment female air passenger is caught on camera using an overhead air vent to dry her knickers: The woman shocked fellow travellers on the flight with Ural Airlines from the Turkish resort city of Antalya to the Russian capital Moscow

‘It worked’: Indian farmer posts porn star’s photo to ‘ward off evil eye’ — RT World News

Makes guys' stalks grow, but what will it do for corn? ‘It worked’: Indian farmer posts porn star’s photo to ‘ward off evil eye’ — RT World News: An Indian farmer erected a large poster of actress Sunny Leone to keep his crops safe from the “evil eye” of fellow villagers. The unusual version of a scarecrow did the trick, he claims.

Pune Woman Becomes Grandmother With Dead Son's Preserved Semen - News18

Well, she always called the kid her little squirt. Pune Woman Becomes Grandmother With Dead Son's Preserved Semen - News18: Doctors at Pune's Sahyadri Hospital performed the in-vitro fertilisation (IVF) procedure and fused Prathamesh Patil's semen, extracted and preserved long before his death in Germany, with the eggs of a donor to form embryos.

David Romig: Florida suspect texted detective, not wife, about girlfriend's death - wptv.com

This bad text will earn him a lifetime cell plan. Limited coverage though - 6 x 6. David Romig: Florida suspect texted detective, not wife, about girlfriend's death - wptv.com: A Florida man who thought he was texting his wife but instead nervously messaged a detective "I think they are going to arrest me" was charged with murder in the death of his live-in...

Duterte suggests troops should shoot female rebels in vagina

This idiot doesn't realize women are strongest when men aim there. Duterte suggests troops should shoot female rebels in vagina: Duterte "has distinguished himself as a frothing-in-the-mouth fascist," said Cristina Palabay, head of the Philippine rights group Karapatan.

‘womb witch' advises women to drink their own blood | Daily Mail Online

This HAS to B negative for ladies. ‘womb witch' advises women to drink their own blood | Daily Mail Online: Australian-born, Bali-based healer Nadine Lee, 30, says drinking their menstrual blood can offer women a way to 'clear their vision' and 'awaken their spiritual centres'.

Valentine condom campaign urges lovers to think of animals

Specifically white snakes,  dogs in heat, multiplying like rabbits... Valentine condom campaign urges lovers to think of animals: The latest news and headlines from Yahoo! News. Get breaking news stories and in-depth coverage with videos and photos.

Starbucks sued after 2-year-old customer allegedly drank barista's blood | Fox News

And you thought it was nasty when the Christmas cups were red. Starbucks sued after 2-year-old customer allegedly drank barista's blood | Fox News: Starbucks, which made waves last Halloween with its drippy red Zombie Frappuccino, is facing a lawsuit from a California family that claims it served them a barista’s actual blood.

Hilarious moment wedding ceremony rudely interrupted by woman's sexual groans blaring over sound system - Mirror Online

You may now...um...kiss the bride. Hilarious moment wedding ceremony rudely interrupted by woman's sexual groans blaring over sound system - Mirror Online: The bride was walking down the aisle to Felix Mendelssohn's wedding march when it was abruptly cut short

Watch: Donkey uninjured by fall through roof of house - UPI.com

Wait, it's safe to land on your ass - not vice versa. Watch: Donkey uninjured by fall through roof of house - UPI.com: An unusual incident at a home in Brazil was caught on camera when a wandering donkey fell through the roof of the residence.

The world's biggest bra has gone up for sale on eBay | Metro News

This ought to sell in a snap, but we'll keep you a breast. The world's biggest bra has gone up for sale on eBay | Metro News: Is it your dream to own the biggest bra in the world? If so, and if you have a few hundred pounds lying around, you're in luck - because the...

State police apologizes for tying prison rape to drunken driving in Super Bowl Tweet | Lexington Herald Leader

Might have been better had they just mentioned a penalty for illegal use of hands. State police apologizes for tying prison rape to drunken driving in Super Bowl Tweet | Lexington Herald Leader: Kentucky State Police apologized Sunday night for a tweet made on the agency’s official account that alluded to rape in prison as reason to avoid drinking and diving. The tweet was deleted about two hours after it was posted.

Eagles fan literally eats horse poop after Super Bowl win | PhillyVoice

Likely making up for Cris Collinsworth being full of it. Or being a Nick Foals souvenir. Eagles fan literally eats horse poop after Super Bowl win | PhillyVoice: Hey man, I was pretty stoked after the Eagles vanquished the mighty New England Patriots on Sunday night to win the Super Bowl, and I did my fair share of celebrating along with everyone else on Broad Street.

China commends Theresa May for 'sidestepping' human rights | World news | The Guardian

With friends like these...China commends Theresa May for 'sidestepping' human rights | World news | The Guardian: State-run media calls British PM pragmatic for ignoring ‘noise and nagging’ from ‘radical public opinion’ while on visit

Winter Olympics: Athletes welcomed with condoms - CNN

Pole vault and javelin teams expressed particular interest. Winter Olympics: Athletes welcomed with condoms - CNN: Organizers of the South Korea games will supply athletes with 110,000 condoms. That's 10,000 more than the number handed out at the Sochi Winter Olympics.

Man caught masturbating in Burger King | Fox News

Yes, it did take two hands to hold his Whopper. Man caught masturbating in Burger King | Fox News: The 24-year-old was arrested for indecent exposure.

Pensioner, 80, 'pushed entire arm into cow's rectum and masturbated' | Metro News

Jerky beef? Or how to get a fresh serving of liver? Pensioner, 80, 'pushed entire arm into cow's rectum and masturbated' | Metro News: A pensioner has been banned from every farm in Britain after he allegedly pushed his fist into a cow's rectum and performed a sex act. John Curno, 80, was found...

Elephants spotted waiting for ride on Oklahoma roadside

But would the car fit his trunk? Elephants spotted waiting for ride on Oklahoma roadside: The latest news and headlines from Yahoo! News. Get breaking news stories and in-depth coverage with videos and photos.

'Gay Tests' for Refugees in Europe Should Be Banned, Says Court

These should be banned, and definitely the study guides. 'Gay Tests' for Refugees in Europe Should Be Banned, Says Court: Hungarian authorities refused an application from a Nigerian man after he failed a homosexuality test.

Adult film legend Ron Jeremy banned from porn awards | Page Six

But could he inch his way in? Adult film legend Ron Jeremy banned from porn awards | Page Six: AVN says he violated their code of conduct.

Las Vegas dad accused in attack with jar of cheese dip – Las Vegas Review-Journal

Nacho usual queso assault. And Pop won't be Frito leave for a while.Las Vegas dad accused in attack with jar of cheese dip – Las Vegas Review-Journal: A Las Vegas man was arrested Sunday after allegedly striking his daughter in the face with a jar of cheese dip.

News-News Releases-Cougar Sighting

She's rumored to have long claws (painted pink), a black hair mane with highlights, long legs with a short skirt and has been seen with several cubs 20 years younger. News-News Releases-Cougar Sighting: State conservation officials investigated unconfirmed reports of a cougar sighting at East Branch Forest Preserve in Glendale Heights.

Boston TV station uses Aaron Hernandez pic in post about Pats win - NY Daily News

Sorry, even New England can't pull off THIS kind of comeback. Boston TV station uses Aaron Hernandez pic in post about Pats win - NY Daily News: This Boston TV station’s pic turned out to be a bust.

Man allegedly punches himself in the face to avoid breathalyzer | WGME

Knocked out drunk? Man allegedly punches himself in the face to avoid breathalyzer | WGME: BELFAST, Maine (WGME) – Belfast police say they have arrested a man who allegedly punched himself in the face to avoid a breathalyzer test.Police say they found the car of 27-year-old Brian Fogg in a ditch early Saturday morning on Waterville Road.When the

Watch: 5 1/2 foot tape worm grew inside sushi lover for months - UPI.com

Wait. Worms should catch FISH, not vice versa. Watch: 5 1/2 foot tape worm grew inside sushi lover for months - UPI.com: A California doctor said a 5 1/2 foot tape worm a man found dangling from his rear during a bathroom trip had been growing inside him for months.

Chicago man says he noticed bad smell, but didn't know wife died - Story | WFLD

What did he think, she had to change her brand of cologne? Chicago man says he noticed bad smell, but didn't know wife died - Story | WFLD: Steven Seiler told police that, for about a month, he had noticed a bad smell coming from the bedroom of the Uptown apartment he shared with his wife, but he never bothered to look inside.

Decades of semen squirting land offender in state prison | lehighvalleylive.com

Where no doubt, he'll have mandatory opportunities to squirt and be squirted. Decades of semen squirting land offender in state prison | lehighvalleylive.com: Michael Kevin Morris has been a documented semen thrower for about 40 years.

Pakistani humanist denied UK asylum after failing to identify Plato | UK news | The Guardian

And they laughed when he told them it was the Disney dog that didn't talk. Pakistani humanist denied UK asylum after failing to identify Plato | UK news | The Guardian: Man who renounced Islam says he has received death threats from family members in Pakistan

Alien sightings are no excuse for filing your tax return late - Channel NewsAsia

After all, April 15 isn't "Independence Day." Alien sightings are no excuse for filing your tax return late - Channel NewsAsia

Woman takes her cat to the vet - then finds it selling on Facebook marketplace for £50

Nice to see veterenarians value their clients. Woman takes her cat to the vet - then finds it selling on Facebook marketplace for £50: A woman was shocked to find her cat being sold on Facebook marketplace for £50 after taking him to the vets.

Trump can’t be racist because he had a TV show: Sanders | New York Post

So did Archie Bunker, and his ran for 10 years! Trump can’t be racist because he had a TV show: Sanders | New York Post: The White House on Tuesday continued to push back against accusations that President Trump was a racist — with his spokeswoman citing his decade-long stint on...

Webster man charged in manhole cover thefts - News - telegram.com - Worcester, MA

Sewer they got the right man? Webster man charged in manhole cover thefts - News - telegram.com - Worcester, MA: WEBSTER – A 46-year-old man was arrested Friday and accused of stealing seven manhole covers from town roads earlier in the week.Darrin P. Lavallee, 34 Market St., Apt. 2,  faces charges of larceny in connection with the theft.The alleged thief was apparently thoughtful enough to put traffic cones in place of the heavy-duty covers in an attempt to minimize the danger to motorists Wednesday, police said.Because of the “brazen, daylight crime,” Lt. Tobby Wheeler said,

App creates ‘legally binding contracts’ for one night stands to prove sex is consensual | Metro News

With 30 days notice before you withdraw? That could hurt. App creates ‘legally binding contracts’ for one night stands to prove sex is consensual | Metro News: Ever thought casual sex would be a lot easier if there was a legally binding contract proving consent? Well, as it’s 2018, there’s now an app for that. Let’s say...

Climate Change Means 'Virtually No Male Turtles' Born In A Key Nesting Ground : The Two-Way : NPR

So much for coming out of their shell - or in it. Climate Change Means 'Virtually No Male Turtles' Born In A Key Nesting Ground : The Two-Way : NPR: Like many reptiles, the sex of a turtle is determined by how warm the egg is as it's being incubated. And small temperature differences can cause dramatic changes in the male-to-female ratio.

Woman's 'meaningful' t-shirt says something extremely rude down the side - Mirror Online

A growing fraternity, and hard to get in. Woman's 'meaningful' t-shirt says something extremely rude down the side - Mirror Online: The t-shirt is a less than subtle joke

WWE star rescued after being trapped in airplane bathroom | Fox News

Victim of that new wrestling move, the cargo hold. WWE star rescued after being trapped in airplane bathroom | Fox News: The wrestler said he was “getting so hot” waiting for the flight attendants to break him out of the tiny lavatory.

TPD: Man ripped urinal from wall at Miller's Ale House

When you gotta go....TPD: Man ripped urinal from wall at Miller's Ale House: A man ripped a urinal off the bathroom wall at Miller's Ale House then ran from the restaurant and into the woods completely naked, according to TPD.

Florida man caught with 'full rack of ribs' in his pants, police say | Fox News

No jokes about no meat on his bone, please. Florida man caught with 'full rack of ribs' in his pants, police say | Fox News: A Florida man with a feast stuffed in his pants was arrested trying to sneak out of a grocery store, police said.

With ingestible pill, you can track fart development in real time on your phone | Ars Technica

What will they stink of next? With ingestible pill, you can track fart development in real time on your phone | Ars Technica: First human trials reveal gut gas chambers and blustery effects of diet.

Look: Python surprises Australian woman by slithering into her bed - UPI.com

And no, not the one-eyed trouser variety. Look: Python surprises Australian woman by slithering into her bed - UPI.com: An Australian snake catcher shared a photo of the unexpected intruder a resident found in bed with them in the middle of the night -- a large python.

Haryana Female Boxers Return Cows Given As Awards By Govt, Say They Are Rude And Don't Give Milk

Hard asking for milk when you're used to getting punch. Besides, would polite cows say "Please mooove?"  Haryana Female Boxers Return Cows Given As Awards By Govt, Say They Are Rude And Don't Give Milk: Family of Neetu returned their cow as it did not give milk. Family of Jyoti returned theirs because the cow was not just reluctant in giving milk but was violent too.

Neo-Nazi Conspiracy Theory: 'Jews' Are Trying To Get America Stoned On Legal Marijuana

So THAT'S who's telling people to get heil? Neo-Nazi Conspiracy Theory: 'Jews' Are Trying To Get America Stoned On Legal Marijuana: Daily Stormer has urged readers not to do drugs, despite a documented history of usage from its proprietors.

Fans leave Wizards game concerned over strange odor - NY Daily News

And the Sixers weren't even playing. Fans leave Wizards game concerned over strange odor - NY Daily News: The Wizards loss wasn't the only thing that stunk Saturday night.

Woman searching for love goes to extreme measures get a date with 'sexy train conductor' - Mirror Online

But was she trying to make a connection, or just get off? Woman searching for love goes to extreme measures get a date with 'sexy train conductor' - Mirror Online: What do you do when you see someone special but they disappear before you get the chance to make your move?